Mike Fahey, Kotaku
It truly looks amazing.
Chris Capel, Gamrevolution
Conan Chop Chop, which is a combination of Conan and Cyanide, and brimming with happiness in its visuals proves that dreams are possible.
Darren Bonthuys, Critical Hit
The GameThe Evil wizard Thoth Amon devised a scheme to resurrect the old evil known as Xaltotun. He will enslave the entire world if he succeeds. You are the only one who can stop him. However, you will need all of your skill and cunning to accomplish this. Use all your skill and guile. All your strength and skill must be used. Chop Chop is what you must do!
Conan Chop Chop Conan Chop Chop ultimate stick figure game in Conan the Barbarian's world, will feature a lot of blood and fly arms. This can lead to outbursts or profanities depending on the end of your sword.
You can be Conan or anyone else. What if you have no brain and all your brawn? No worries! You can choose from a variety of warrior gods and then add items and weapons to fit your personal style.
You are on a quest for epicness and will save the world. You will still be charged by merchants for your wares. Some townspeople may also pester you with their tasks. Be assured that some people will be more than willing to pay you for your efforts.
You can explore in all directions! Explore the Darkwood dark woods, the shifting sands and the searing Hyperboria. Finally, see Vanaheim's icy landscape! Conan Chop Chop allows you to explore the right, left, up, and down. You may find yourself jumping, running, or even moving in a diagonally-oriented fashion, which can give you the ultimate 3-D experience.
You can loot, loot, and even more loot. Learn how to delicately smash your enemies heads with a broom, and turn them into chop suey using a bastard blade. Conan Chop Chop has a variety of weapons, trinkets, and legendary items that can be used to create any type of violent playstyle.
Amazing combos are possible! To crack skulls around you, perform the 360deg spin attack. You can accelerate at the pace of lightning. You will be able to swing your sword sideways or longways, and you'll find yourself gasping for air while trying to understand the sheer awesomeness of your combat moves.
Bosses who are ruthless! You must first defeat The Giant Sand Worm Of Koth and The Frost Giant from Vanaheim before you can face Thoth-Amon. Neither of these bosses are very sympathetic to your cause. They will instead attempt to kill you using deadly moves such as Tail Whip, Lava Reflux and Loogie Glob.
Infinite replayability! Every game is unique because there are tons of different maps to choose from and tons and tons and tons and tonsand tons and lots of abilities and weapons that you can try. While you will likely die multiple times, unlocking new weapons can help you get through your next game.
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