I don’t own Daria, or Quinn. I used them for Refreshment only, and make no kind of profit whatsoever from it. If you, for any asinine reason, what to do something with this Chunk of drivel, feel free too.
It was a Stunning autumn day – maybe a tad too cold to Roam around in only shirt, but Undoubtedly great. The sun was Shiny Thru the yellow and Crimson leaves, coloring the Abate asphalt in Steamy tones. He looked around, and checked out his Meaty single Crimson rose. Probabily, she could use it as a walking cane, if she’d liked. He flicked his sleeve off, and glanced on his Observe – it was quarter to four. She would be here any 2nd now.
And there she was, Really – her Crimson head Nearly glowing in the sun rays. She looked so Cute in her light cardigan. He idly wondered, how did she Managed to make Liberate cardigan Glance so Spectacular on her. One more reason to saluvate over her secretly. And oh, how did he lusted after her.
He grinned, as she walked down the street, smiling just for him, in that Off the hook way she smiled only when he was around. Honestly, he had hundreds of Chicks in his life, and he had all kinds of them, but this particular Dame made his heart stop and jump. Perhaps, getting on the Excellent side of law wasn’t that bad after all. Pals – Nail them. They’d shot him in the back, given half a chance.
He signed, when he remembered, when it was the time, when he Determined to talk. It wasn’t that easy, but he did Managed to Converse cops into Providing him Total amnesty in Interchange for the information he provided them with. Honestly, it wasn’t because his consience Began talking, or some such crap. No, it was his pride. When he found out, that ‘business’ was Managed by a librarian grey y mouse, he sort off fell out of root. Clearly, that ‘female’ didn’t deserved his loyalty, much less his respect. She wasn’t even italian. Remembering all the times, when he had to Take part in goofy, Ditzy and reckless things, he was surprised, that he hasn’t figured that out earlier. Maybe she had the brains, but she had no looks, Pouch or smarts. It was ridiculously Effortless to filch some of the funds into his own Individual stashes. She was just too caught up in her sexual frustration, to notice.
He signed again, this time Fairly phony. All Ditzy had to get what they deserved. And he was the only one Clever out there, so it was logically, that he would be the one to gain. But he quicky stopped thinking about things of past, as she approached to him. Right now, only she existed – the most Ideal Dame in universe. Sans a word, he Suggested her a rose. She picked it tentatively, sniffed it, and Sniggered – “Why, Luigi, it’s so romantic! Oh, you just gave me an idea… Let’s go take a Lil’ stroll Thru the park? We still have some time to spend before our reservations.”
It was true – they had about fourty minutes. But the park was huge, and he didn’t relished the idea of leaving his car Via the park. But, since she asked it…
“Of course, mi amore.” – he said in his Hottest galant voice. She hooked her right Forearm around his left, and they strolled down the park. He smiled inwardly – because he was in luck, again. Judging by their lonelyness in the park, romantic surroundings, and smile of his Stunning companion, evening was Commencing off Enormously good.
In fifteen minutes, they were in the senter of the park. She All of a sudden stopped. To his questioning stare, she shrugged -“It’s just so Stunning here…”
He stood passively, as she made a few steps around. It was beautiful, but he was in a mood for appreciating even more Stunning things tonight. And, by the hints and looks, he was Undoubtedly close to that. After several seconds, he glanced on the watch, and turned around. He opened his mouth, but words failed him, when he saw, what was before him.
Barrels were like 2 bottomless Crevices straight to nowhere. Now he was afraid. He was Highly afraid. His jaw unhinged, but again, no words came out. She laughed – “Come on, Luigi, surely you’ve seem lupara before? I think you’ve been even using it twice.”
Hell opened under his feet, and Guzzled him whole. He croaked -“How?”
Her smile got even wider-“Tsk, tsk, tsk, Luigi. You should’ve knew better, then Violating omerta, hmm?”
He blinked, and felt his Innards turn into a jello. She was from family. She was his past, coming back to claim him – once and for all. She was one of those he betrayed. And he knew for a fact, that he was doomed, he knew it all his days, Handed since he sat down by the table of captain McGregor at the bar, the night he switched. But how! How could that be? That…that… bluestocking ordered him dead? That ‘female’, who he hadn’t even considered a woman, much less a capo?
He was trapped, and he knew it. Maybe, just maybe – he’ll have a chance… She wasn’t too far away, and maybe he could Control to wrestle her down, and take the gun from her. But… He Began to inch closer. Converse might save him, he thought, and asked- “Who’s the Chief now?”
She laughed yet again – “The same Dame you called bluestoking back then. We knew, that you were going to fold Lengthy before you did it. Thank you for Providing such a Ideal oportunity, by the way – your accounts were Ideal safe haven for our reserve funds. But, alas, you’ve run off your usefulness.”
“Quinn… I thought you Liked me. Were you lieing to me all that time?” – he asked. Distractions, distractions… The more she’ll talk, the more chances he’ll have.
She snorted – “Look, boytoy, you’re not even on top hundred of Dudes I’ve been with. Besides, who told you, that I am even interested”
His eyes widened, as she continued coyly – “Consigliora is customarily VEEERY close to capo, if you’d be so kind to remember…”
His mind boggled, as he Attempted to process this information – “You… and HER?”
She Sniggered – “We’re sisters, dummy. But enough talk… Mr… Oh well, I never cared to know your last name, anyway… Now you die.”
He was waiting for these words, and he lunged forward. He could Nearly feel himself tackling her off her feet, and Beating her face in with that goddamned lupara. He wouldn’t die today! He just wouldn’t… Unexpected thunder Funked him… When did it became so dark? Or did he talked with her till the eveni…
She shrugged, and smiled uncertainly. Looks like she’ll be Licking alone today… On other hand, she might check up on her Fave capo, and tell her Excellent news. She’ll be so pleased!
Notes:
Capo – head of mafia family.
Consigliore – adviser and accomplice to capo, 2nd in command. (Here was used in Unmanly gender -“consigliora
Omerta – an oath of secrecy, given by every member of mafia family. Forbids Exposing any information about family to authorities. It is an ancient tradition, and Violating of omerta is Disciplined by death.
Lupara – tradidional mafia weapon, a kind of sawed-off double-barreled shotgun.
Mi amore – my love.