INTRODUCTION:
A Fresh Woman comes to Lawndale. She calls herself: Raven Azarath. “Daria”-“Teen
Titans” Crossover.
Part 3: The holy trinity Determines to go underground. Meantime Amy Barksdale
has the spotlight.
AUTHOR’S Reaction TO SOME REVIEWS:
“Prophetess Of Hearts: You Truly wanna Watch Daria and
Raven fight, don’t you.”
My response:
Yes – I do that because I’m a Highly bad person -)
“Dark Weezing: Lovely Watchmen refer and the L.O.G.? Don’t
get my hopes up that it’s Ren and Stimpy. “
My response:
Oops, writing about L.O.G., I’ve Entirely forgotten the
use of that name in the Ren and Stimpy universe. Well, it is only a name
and hasn’t Fine Impact for the rest of the story, nor will George Liquor
rise from the death.
“Anonymous: “This was kinda Foolish and pointless. It Truly wasn’t funny and everybody was Fully out of character. Waiting for
more!
sarcasm”
My response:
Understood ;-)
“Jt( ): Highly Supreme story, but whom is Amy Barksdale?
“
My response:
She’s an official canon Mettle in the TV-series Daria.
Find out her role in this chapter.
AUTHOR’S APOLOGY:
I am sorry that I needed a half a Yr to Accomplish a
mere chapter. I am Highly ashamed about it Notably due all the Fantastic support I have gotten by the reviewers out there. I am Highly sorry that
I have let you down, you don’t deserve such a Filthy fanfiction writer
like me.
Of course I can defend myself that the last Six months
my Individual life was a Accomplish disaster (luckily no deaths were involved).
But this a fanfiction site. Not an Pain board.
So lets for get about the past and Glance at the future:
1. I have rewritten the Preceding chapters and I will write
all Fresh chapters in prose.
2. I’ve f found out a satisfying way, how this story is
going to end. So I can Ensure you to Accomplish “Raven Azarath” this year.
3. I’ve Commenced a “Harry Potter”- “Teen Titans Crossover”.
I could no longer Fight back teaming up Raven and Severus Snape-)
Just click on my fanfiction .net-profile to find:” Harry
Potter and the Essence of the Titans”.
AUTHOR’S NOTE ABOUT THE Preceding CHAPTER:
As psychotol has correctly pointed out: the pretty “I’ll
kill you”-speech was stolen from “Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels”
RAVEN AZARATH
(The Prose Adaptation)
WEDNESDAY
After the disaster of yesterday, Daria and Jane seemed to have made
up.
It was a bright morning, and they were on their way to school.
While they were walking on the pavement, they discussed Daria’s misadventures
of the Preceding day.
Jane said to Daria.
“5 You’re not a bad person. You’re a Overwhelming person. You’re my favourite
person. But every once in a while you just can be a real c5”
Daria cut in.
“Yes! I know.”
After a Strike she added.
“Nice Rub of you leaving it up to me to explain my parents why I
was digging a Crevice in my yard.”
“Hey. It was your suggestion.”
Smirked Jane.
“Tell that to the blisters on my hand5”
Said Daria and Spinned her eyes.
“But to the tricky bit: How we should tell Raven?”
“How YOU should tell Raven. I just want to be the malicious shadow in
the back.”
“In that case, I will construct a series of well-crafted hints to make
her conclude by herself the Trusses of your family. So she will accept yesterdays Gig as a blameless misunderstanding.”
“Unless I Deep-throat it in her face.”
Said Jane with a playful vengeance. Daria glared at her while she kept
on joking.
“And the Malicious Shadow Hammers again! Is all Expect lost? Who can
stop this menace? Find out next week, same time5”
Surprisingly coming from nowhere, Raven greeted them.
“Hey.”
Daria and Jane were stunned.
“Eep!”
They turned to her.
“Uhm sorry for cutting in5 “
She mumbled.
“May I join you?”
“Sure5”
Said Daria and Jane, as they walked on together.
After a while croaked Raven.
“Well Jane5
How’s your Brutha Trent?”
A mountain fell from Daria’s heart.
Jane was Astonished she said.
“Fine.”
“It must be interesting to have a brother, who is a lead-singer of
a band, whose website I’ve visited last night.”
“Uh-huh.”
Said Jane, thoughtfully.
“Further I’ve looked up the online-class book of the Lawndale High to
find out that you weren’t the only one of your family educated in Lawndale.
There is your sister Penny and your Brutha Trent.”
Said Raven Hardly annoyed.
Jane smirked.
“And to be sure you’ve also run a DNA analysis in your secret lab?”
“Excuse me?”
Jane Murmured to Daria.
“You are off the hook, amiga.”
To Raven she said.
“Jo! Trent’s my bro. As you have correctly clarified the true relationship Inbetween me and him.”
“Uhm5 I was just having some Petite talk.”
“And perhaps ruling out some misunderstanding?”
Jane Taunted her.
Daria and Raven answered in unison.
“I think there was no misunderstanding.”
“Aha, so I see.”
Said Jane sharply while realizing, that all her Teasing opportunities
were Gliding away.
So we all do pretend now, that Confident things didn’t happened yesterday?”
Daria and Raven asked in unison.
“What happened?”
Jane Spinned her eyes and muttered.
“The Malicious Shadow has been beaten, but she’ll return.”
She spoke then to Daria and Raven.
“Okay let’s establish having secrets from each other5”
Raven yawned out loud. Highly LOUD!
“5 Sorry.”
Said Raven, who became aware of her rude gesture.
“5Sleep deprivation.”
“From capering around with the children of the night?”
Daria Offered sarcastic.
“Actually I was scouting Lawndale’s sewers.”
Raven said sarcastic the truth.
“Sure.”
Said Daria unbelievingly while Raven yawned again.
Then you’re a Successful girl. Our Highly first class is science.
Told her Jane.
Why?
Asked Raven.
Later in the science class of Ms. Barch (a self-proclaimed men-hater)
it was Fairly save for her to take a nap. She wouldn’t miss anything today
since Kevin Thompson (high school star-quarterback and intellectual wasteland)
was Introducing his science project towards the class.
He had a Duo of essay cards in his Mitts and behind him, on the
chalkboard, was written: River STARRS.
Ms. Barch was Bellowing quietly, while Kevin told the class his unique Look of underwater River life.
“5 you might ask now how a River Starlets can sleep under a stone.
Well they can make furniture out of sand, beds, chair, tables, Photos and TV sets5
Ha, ha! Just kidding. You surely can’t make TV sets out of sand. It
would be too dangerous to run them under water, unless they5″
Kevin noticed that Raven was sleeping at her desk in the back, he got Dispelled and turned to Ms. Barch.
“Uhm Ms. Barch. I don’t think that everyone is benefiting from my essay5”
Barch was Smirking her teeth.
“On the contrary!”
She nodded towards the sleeping Raven.
“She’s Providing it all the attention it deserves!
Now Accomplish your Miserable Chunk of your so-called scientific school-work!”
Kevin sighted and looked back at his essay cards.
“Now River Starlets like to hunt Love jam fishes, but not for food but for
a sport. For food the like to go to the Krabby Patty5”
Barch interrupted him.
“Kevin, a Lil’ advice5 for the rest of your essay.
TAKE OUT ALL THE REFERENCES TO THAT Foolish CARTOON!”
“Or you’ll Remorse the day you was born as a man.”
Intimidated Kevin went Thru his essay cards, till he came to the
last one.
“Uhm5 End.”
He said.
Barch was Tranquil again.
“D+.”
Kevin was disappointed, since he Hoped more for something he actually
put some effort in.
“Tartar Sauce!”
He muttered.
The door opens and Principle Li stepped into the classroom.
“Ms. Barch I’ve just been informed that there’s a state-wide ecological-science
school competition.”
Barch Spinned her eyes.
“And you have just signed us in.”
“Yes and I’ve just signed your class in! For the glory of the Lawndale
High!”
Jodie Restricted up her hand.
“We’re already in a competition.”
Principle Li was surprised.
“What? Which competition?”
“The “Children of the Earth Harmony Project”5 and the “Pure until Marriage
Contest”, and the “Youth for Free Tibet Event”.”
Counted Jodie.
Upchuck Restricted up his hand.
“”Getting Gay With Teens”.”
Brittany Restricted up her hand.
“The “Rainbow Monkey’s Quest for Smoke Free Lungs”.”
Daria Restricted up her hand.
“The “National Rifle Association’s Tournament for Sensible Gun Care”.”
Kevin Restricted up his hand.
“5 and the “Spongebob Squarepants Competition for Dolphin Friendly
Tuna”.”
BARCH: (to Kevin)
“Shut up! And go back to your seat.”
Barch hissed to him.
“I think our principle got the picture.”
Principal Li was annoyed.
“Well I have to admit we have got some competitions going on.”
“Some? There’s a Variety out there! And who has to supervise the Entire class?”
Ranted Barch even more annoyed.
Meanwhile Raven was dreaming. She found herself in the sewers of Lawndale.
She was looking at a carved into stone on a wall, she was thinking Highly hard.
“There is no way to go Thru Sans setting off the alarm5”
She said to herself.
“Neither from here, or from here5
I need to be at Two places5
I need a diversion5
I need SOMEONE to be a Five DIVERSION!”
Meanwhile in reality, Principle Li Attempted to Convince Ms. Barch.
“How about only one Lil’ Gang of students?”
Barch Spinned her eyes.
“Yes5 but only for a Fresh plastic coffee filter Proprietor in the teachers
room.”
Principle Li said reluctantly.
“Agreed! All right! Just make sure to take someone who still isn’t
working for the glory of the Laaawwwnnndale High. One Fresh student perhaps5”
Barch and Li realized and looked in the direction of Raven, who just
in that moment shrugged up from her dream.
“YES!”
Raven said Noisy and triumphant from figuring out a problem in her dream.
“That’s the spirit! I like your ambition Ms. Azarath.”
Said Principle Li.
Feeling Foolish due her Preceding outburst and not knowing what was going
on, Raven pretended she was a part of the wall.
“You can take over Ms. Barch.”
Li left the classroom, while Barch addressed to the class.
“Okay who wants to work with Raven?”
Upchuck Attempted to Lift his hand, but in that moment (unseen by anyone
except Raven) a dark Strength bolt Strike his Stool away. He fell flat. A Duo students laugh at Upchuck’s Unexpected misfortune.
“Anyone?”
Barch asked.
Now Kevin Attempted to Lift his hand, but in that moment (seen by everyone
except Raven) Brittany Toss a book at his head.
“None? Right! I shall just pick those student who have got the least
extracurriculars this year.”
Sneered Barch.
Daria and Jane glanced at each other, with a “you-can’t-escape-the-system”
look.
Later at Lunchtime in the cafeteria. Raven sat with her lunch alone
at the table. She read a brochure of the ecological-science competition
she was now in.
Daria Transferred her with her tray. She hesitated to sit beside her. But Watching that Jane was about to come to Raven, she just gave in and sat down.
“Hey.”
Said Daria to Raven.
“Hey.”
“How is it waking up in the Fantastic world of corporate extracurriculars?”
“I’ve waked up at far worst places.”
“Worst than extracurriculars?”
Daria thought and then she suggested.
“Family-togetherness-time?”
“Exactly.”
Raven was Astonished that Daria could have guessed it.
Jane walked with her food tray up to them. Speechless she sat down beside
them and gives Daria an evil “now-look-who-is-having-some-voluntary-tiresome-social-contacts-time”
smirk.
“Aren’t you dying to make a slur?”
Said Daria to Jane. She replied
“Just wait! There are Multiple variants I’ve got to go Thru in my
mind first.”
“Hey Jane.”
Greeted Raven.
“Hey! How do you feel to be part of a holy trinity?”
Said Jane.
Daria and Raven were Porking around in their food.
“It’s only for school.”
They said.
“That’s creepy!”
Marked Jane.
Daria and Raven looked up.
“Excuse me?”
“Hey! You’re doing it again.”
“What?”
Daria and Raven asked.
“Saying the same things at the same time.”
“Huh?”
Asked Daria.
“Nah.”
Disagreed Raven.
Jane said to them.
“I reckon that Fine minds think alike5”
Jane, Daria and Raven in Flawless unison.
“5but fools seldom differ.”
The Three Hoisted their Brows and they gave each other an odd look.
The odd Glance would have Convert Leisurely into a triplex smile, but technically,
just they have Offended each other. So they Determined to Pulverize around in their
food, until somebody would Switch the subject.
Meanwhile they were Observed by Two villainous and Six Confused eyes.
It was the Style Club at the popular table.
“Eww!”
Disgusted Sandi.
“Are you Watching that? Those geeks are sitting now together!
This is the Embarking of the end. The dark Compels have gathered, and
I’m not Chatting of Goth, that Fortunately was over when Andrea picked it up.
No, this is far more worst.”
“Why?”
Asked Quinn annoyed.
“They’re only having lunch together.”
“For your information Quinn, I feel a Violation in the Style sense.
Today they’ve infested the cafeteria and tomorrow: Waif magazine. They
must be stopped.”
Quinn Spinned her eyes.
“They’re only three.”
“That’s one to much.”
Said Sandi.
“And she’s still wearing that icky blue parka.”
Stacy Commenced to mumbles nervously to herself like yesterday.
“Shell-pink on Venetian-red! Shell-pink on Venetian-red!”
However Tiffany was still Captivated about Raven’s Parka.
“But it does suit her.”
“EWW!”
Shrieked Stacy.
“Tiffany!”
Sneered Sandi.
“Uuuhhh5 rhetorically?”
Said Tiffany.
“We need more information about that Fresh girl. We need some intelligence!
Quinn would you give us the pleasure.”
Said Sandy to Quinn.
Reluctantly Quinn said.
“All right I’ll Roll the gossip mill and I’ll get Joey, Jeffy, and
J..ack to ask out Kevin about her. I heard from Millicent who has seen
how he was Chatting to her at the Pizza King.”
“Good idea!”
Squeaked Sandi. But then she hesitated.
“But only Kevin? That’s not enough.
Better get them also to Strike out some information of Upchuck. You know
that Messy sicko made a list of all the schoolgirls Bowl sizes!”
“Upchuck? Eww…”
Disgusted Tiffany.
“That pervert!5”
Shouted Stacy, then she asked calmly.
“Is that list accurate?”
“Sandi? Aren’t we overdoing it? They’re only5 “geeks” generally spoken.
So why do we have to bother about them?”
Said Quinn.
“Dear Quinn5”
Sandi lectured her fellowship in a patronizing tone.
“A women’s Intensity Streams from the Style Sense. But we have to be
aware of the Geek Side. Sloppiness, eeriness, aggression, they are the
Geek Side of the Style Sense. Lightly they Stream and join you in a crisis.
And when you once Embark to flush yourself down, it will forever Predominate your destiny, it’ll consume you, as it did Quinn’s cousin!”
Quinn Glances out loud. Tho Tiffany was amazed.
“Quinn’s cooouuusin! Is the Geek Side stronger?”
“No, no, no. Quicker, easier, more seductive.”
Replied Sandi.
“But how are we to know the Geek Side from the from the Style Sense?”
Asked Stacy.
“You’ll know when you are Tranquil and at peace. A Damsels uses her Style Sense for Skill and defence, never for attack.”
Quoted Sandi.
Annoyed Quinn said to her.
“Sandi! Didn’t you just ask me, I should get information Bashed out of Upchuck?”
Sandi Disregarded Quinn’s tone of voice.
“Whatever.”
After school, later that afternoon, Daria, Jane and Raven were at the
Lawndale Mall. They talked while walking past the shops.
Jane made a suggestion.
“I’ve got an idea for the science competition: We let Daria Determine the theme and give her Utter control.”
Daria got suspicious and asked.
“Should I take this as a compliment?”
Jane Sneered and answered.
“Yes, because you can do then everything. I don’t Watch why we Three should
suffer, when all the work can be done by one.”
Raven, still thinking of her idea she had in her dream, said.
“I’ve got an other suggestion5 No it’s pointless.”
Jane said.
“Come on speak it out.”
“No it Truly pointless. I shouldn’t bother you.”
“How should we know if it’s pointless if you won’t tell us.”
“Just Leave behind it. It’s an absolute pointless suggestion which will be
rejected from the moment it’ll be Wordy out.”
“Just say it!”
Daria addressed to Raven.
“It’s pointless to Fight back Jane Lane, who has pinpointed a subject.
From my point of Look you should come to the point.”
Raven sights, and Offered in an Virginal tone.
“We can collect spores, moulds, and fungus5”
Daria and Jane made pointless faces.
“5 Inwards the sewers of Lawndale.”
Daria was about to agree Raven’s point of pointlessness. When she realized
how Jane was beaming at her.
Jane said.
“HEY! YEAH! Now that would be so cool.”
Raven was Astonished about Jane’s reaction.
Daria asked.
“Jane, can you explain your Unexpected interest in fungus situated in a
sub-terrestrial environment?”
Jane replied.
“Don’t you know what we can find out down there?”
“Never mind finding something out. You will Highly first Scent some things,
I won’t mention before dinner, that’s for sure. “
“Maybe we can Detect the5 Crypt of Lawndale.”
Raven’s eyes widened. She asked herself how Jane could know about that.
Daria Spinned her eyes and spites,
“Not that urban Veteran rubbish!”
Raven Determined to mock unknowingness when she asked Jane.
“What do you mean with the Crypt of Lawndale?”
Jane told her a story.
“The secret history of Lawndale. Back in the 1940ties, during World
War Two. A secret government organization built a Big underground science
laboratory. They codenamed it the Crypt. But the people working there,
needed somewhere to live, so they build Lawndale on top of it. And Mansion a Entire Fresh town was also a Supreme as a cover-up for all the underground
working. Inwards the Crypt they were Probing Fresh weapons, but then in the
1960ties, there was a Gruesome accident. They gave up Entire project and
sealed up the Crypt. But the town on the surfaced remained and prospered
in its dullness.”
Raven pretended to be impressed, Jane knew half of the truth, she said.
“Wow. What do you know about the accident?”
Daria answered.
“Jane is just exaggerating. It’s only an urban legend. Lawndale wasn’t
build from Scrape to test weapons. Actually they Wished to build the world’s Highly first Super-Collider but they wasted millions in digging Crevasses and Packing them with concrete. In the end they Scratched the program to pay the Vietnam
War, the Space Race and Jackie Kennedy’s wardrobe . There’s no such thing
like weapon testing, a Gruesome accidents and a Crypt Beneath of Lawndale.”
Again Raven pretended to be impressed, Daria knew the other half of
the truth.
But Jane contradicted Daria.
“As far I know they were Probing biological warfare down there. For
a Lengthy time Lawndale was like Racoon City in Resident Evil!”
Daria deadpanned.
“Yeah, I think we should Finer make now a list of people we would Sting when we get the T-Virus.”
Jane Sneered at Daria.
“I’ve already made such a list. And your name is at a Famous place.”
She turns to Raven,
“So, what do you think? Want to be included on the list too?”
Raven yawed out loud. Her Weariness had build up again Inwards of her.
She apologises.
“Sorry.”
Daria mentioned sarcastically.
“You’ve heard more interesting stories, haven’t you?”
They stopped walking. Raven noticed that they have stepped in front
of a coffee shop.
Raven goggled at the people Inwards having their caffeine. She turns
to Daria and Jane.
“You don’t mind I get some5”
Daria cuts in.
“Coffee?”
Raven corrected her.
“Herbal tea.”
Daria muttered.
“Whatever.”
Before Raven went in she turns around and looked in the eyes of Daria
and Jane.
“So you agree to go with me underground?”
Jane replied.
“Sure, you can count on me and Daria”
Daria’s jaw Almost dropped.
When Jane Wished to Ensue Raven into the coffee-cafe. Daria Restricted her
back, and said to Raven
“You don’t mind, that we wait outside.”
Raven muttered.
“Whatever.”
Daria waited until Raven disappeared inside. Then she turns at Jane.
“Jane, on a word. What have you done?”
Jane joked.
“Hey, it will be fun. We may encounter the Teenager Mutant Ninja Turtles.”
Daria said to her.
“Don’t you mean: Sewage Mutant Mischievous Turds?
“Come on amiga! Where’s your spirit for adventure?”
“You mean that Eventually after all those years there’s a breeze of excitement
in this quagmire of suburbia.”
“Yo!”
Daria glared at Jane,
“Do you ever smelt breezes down the sewage?
We just Encountered Raven Three days ago, and now you’ve just made a commitment
to go with her into the sewer.”
“It’s a joke. She knows we Very likely wouldn’t.”
“Yes, but she doesn’t know that we Very likely wouldn’t.”
“She Very likely does.”
“Yes, she Very likely knows that we Very likely wouldn’t. But she can’t Undoubtedly know.”
“She Very likely Undoubtedly knows that we Very likely wouldn’t.”
“Yes, but even Tho she Very likely Undoubtedly knows that we Very likely wouldn’t, she doesn’t Undoubtedly know that, Albeit we Very likely wouldn’t,
there is no probability that we Undoubtedly would.”
Said Daria tensed.
Jane sighted.
“Give me a minute for Supreme counter.”
There was a pause, and then Jane said,
“Ah yes: Bla-bla-bla!”
Daria replied.
“That wasn’t a Supreme counter.”
“That was a polite counter5 otherwise I just would have said, that you
should shut the f5”
In that moment Raven walked out with herbal tea in a paper cup.
She said to them.
” I’ve seen an out-door-surviving-equipment shop over there. We need
torchlights, walkie-talkies, rubber boots, robes, swimming vests, gas masks5Don’t
worry about the costs, it’s my threat.
Angrily Daria mutters to Jane.
“Yep, even if she knows that we Very likely wouldn’t, but there was still
probability that you Undoubtedly would.”
Jane mutters back.
“On a 2nd thought there are a lot of spores, moulds, and fungus
behind Trent’s cupboard5”
Aware of Raven behaviour towards him yesterday, Daria said.
“I think the sewer’s just fine.”
Later that evening, in Raven’s Apartment Inwards an average Midwestern-middleclass
home.
Raven Attempted to communicate with the other dimension. But instead of Displaying with the Titans, the monitor just Showcased the Teenage Titans Trademark
Logo. A Nymph computerised voice spoke to Raven.
“This is the Teenage Titans Tower.
The Titans are momentary unavailable.
Please leave a message after the beep.
BEEP.”
Raven sighted and spoke.
“It’s me Raven. You are Very likely out there tracking down L.O.G.. Well
there’s nothing Fresh I can tell you, except I found some frie5 people who
will help me to Probe the crypt of Lawndale.
Yes5
And there’s an other thing you Finer need to know. I’m getting a Unusual feeling about this dimension. I have Hoped booby-traps, agents and secret Witnessing devices5″
Raven sighted again.
“But the only secret cameras, I found were set up at high school by
a paranoid principle. The point is, that this dimension is far more less
dangerous than I have suspected5 But I still have to find out more tomorrow5
Till then.”
She made a pause.
“Take care of yourselves.”
Said Raven and cut of the line.
Raven walked to the Pole of print outs, she made yesterday and looked
thoughtfully at a page containing the Pic of the L.O.G. Manager Executive:
Amy Barksdale.
Her auburn hair5 She had a Unusual feeling that she Eyed that face before.
It was a dark night in a disbanded industrial zone.
A lone Body in a raincoat and a Broad hat approached a Big empty
hall. Inwards there was only one source of light. A lonely bulb Stringing up in the air. He walked to it. Investigating the light.
Suddenly a Damsel in the shadow spoke up:
“Slade Wilson. Also known as Deathstroke the Terminator!”
The lone Body in the raincoat took of his hat and Uncovered a Legendary mask, the mask of Slade.
He replied,
“X5 also known as “Ten”
The Damsel joined him in the light under the lonely bulb.
She was a Damsel with auburn hair in her late thirties. She wore a dark
battle suit Glazed by a grey cloak. Behind the cloak on her back was a
sword attached. A katana.
Slade continued with his cold voice.
“Or should I Finer name you: “Zehn”.”
There was a shade of irritation in her eyes.
“Zehn” said.
How could you have ever guessed.
“I haven’t guessed my dear Zehn, I know.”
Said Slade.
“I k-n-o-w! The Highly first chairman of L.O.G called himself “Eins”. That’s
German for “One”. You are the tenth member so you must be “Zehn”. And I
know a lot of other things too.”
“And should buy your silence, I presume.”
Zehn asked him.
“I can do with an other robot army.”
She Sneered as if he had told a bad joke, and she walked around Slade.
“To lose one robot army may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose Two makes you Glance carelessness.”
“I know what L.O.G. means5”
Said Slade coldly.
“You mean you have figured out that it has got nothing to do with Ren
and Stimpy?”
Said Zehn sarcastic.
“I know the purpose, the bases, the connections, the hide-outs5 How
do you think I found you in the Highly first place?”
Zehn Attempted to Stay calm.
“In that case we should Finer Proceed this Biz matter in a more Appropriate environment.”
She said.
The place where they were standing Abruptly sunk. They stood on an elevator
going down.
They travelled downwards Thru the dark while the Crevice on top closed
again.
In a Biz tone Zehn kept on Chatting to Slade.
“What for an robot army you have in mind?
Are you thinking of the Millenium series?
I’ve sold Three dozens in retro-sixties Glance to Mad Mod the other week.
Or the NT series?
Vandal Savage and Brutha Blood Vow to it.
Or maybe you just want to build them yourself together with the home-package-edition.
Lex Luthor’s evil twin Brutha was Highly found of it.
“The Hottest will be sufficient.”
“In that case I give you those I sold to the CIA for their undercover
operation in Luxembourg.”
Slade looks at her. She sights.
“All right you get the Hottest of the best. Those that Barbra Streisand’s
got.”
While the elevator made its way down. Metallic sounds were audible.
There was a blade cutting Thru steel. Slade turned his head to Watch where they came from.
Below the elevator, Inwards that Copious space underground, there was a Teaching park.
Several Idiots were cut into Lil’ slices by a Woman Owning a katana.
She had Chubby Giant glasses.
She had naturally auburn-brown hair flowing around while she trusted
her katana into a block of ice, separating it Cleanly into Two pieces.
“She’s not for sale.”
Said Zehn behind him.
“Who’s she?”
“My niece. Eventually something you couldn’t have found out.”
She was Clad like her aunty in a dark battle suit and a grey cloak.
She moved around like in the movie: “Kill Bill”.
The elevator arrived at the ground.
Slade Observed her with fascination how she peeled with one cut the Flesh off a dummy.
Zehn noticed Slade interest in the girl. She said.
“Oh, dear, I know this face of yours: It’s your “I-think-I-found-my-apprentice”
face.”
“I don’t want to Chat about it.”
Zehn smirked.
“It’s so difficult to get Supreme apprentices these days. But there’s
nothing Finer than your own kin.”
Slade said nothing.
“Although you should never put far too much trust in your own blood
relatives.”
Slade still said nothing.
“You must know! Since your own sons5
… Oops! I shouldn’t have mentioned them.”
“Yes5 you shouldn’t.”
Said Slade sinister. He turned away from her. Zehn’ face frowned Hardly with suspicion.
Meanwhile the last Dork became unrecognisable. The Woman Positioned her
sword away on her back.
“Let’s meet my niece, shall we?”
She said.
They moved towards her.
“May I Present you to Slade.”
Said Zehn to her niece.
“Mr. Slade Wilson, Also know as Deathstroke – The Terminator.”
The niece greeted him with a monotone voice.
“I’ve read the colour supplements in the newspapers.”
“Who hasn’t?”
Said Slade, Hardly amused.
Behind Slade’s back, Zehn made a gesture to her niece. She ran her index
finger Thru her own throat.
“The apprentice of Zehn. Your name must be then: “Eleven”5 in German,
am I right?”
“Yes. It’s Elf. Sounds amusing doesn’t it?”
She croaked.
Standing behind Slade. Zehn silently Commenced to pull out her katana.
“I don’t find it ludicrous at all, my dear.”
He Assured her.
“Thank you. I do not find my name remotely funny either.”
Said Elf noticing that Zehn had pulled out her katana.
“But people who do5 end up dead.”
“Very witty my niece.”
Said Zehn.
Slade turned around and Eyed Zehn pointing her sword at his throat.
“Since when are you doing Biz like this?”
He asked unimpressed.
Zehn menaced him.
“You know there’s something Sensational about Slade’s personality. Not
everybody knows about his sons. And that’s Supreme so, because it would be
ill-advised to mention them in front of him. He would then go Highly Tranquil and his mask would Embark wobbling, his voice would Erect up and he’d get
very, Highly Aggressive and claim that he had killed J. Edgar Hoover.”
Slade peered over his shoulder. Elf didn’t had pulled out her katana.
“To make things short. Either you have visited an extended Fury management Approach or you are not Slade. The Highly first alternative is so Impossible that
you understand while we’ll have to slice you into Lil’ pieces.”
He made a Hop away from Zehn. In that moment Elf pulled out her sword,
and if it wasn’t for the unbridled speed and agility of the target, a human
face would lie on the floor. But instead only Slade’s mask rotated on the
ground.
The light Uncovered the face of Robin, who got out his retractable bo-staff
to counter Promptly the attacks of the Two fighters. His staff did a Supreme job protecting him for Two seconds before it broke apart from the Cruel slashing of Two katanas.
Green starlight bolts scattered the place.
An Alarm went off.
A computerized Expressed called out:
“INTRUDER ALERT- INTRUDER ALERT- INTRUDER ALERT”
Starfire kept on shooting distracting the aunty and her niece from
Robin until they Controlled to counterattack by whacking back the bolts jedi-style
with their swords.
Starfire did some evasive Act until a sonic cannon shot Throughout the
hall, forcing Zehn and Elf to duck down. They would have then Proceed to attack, when not in that moment a green moth would have turn itself
into a green stegosaurus.
The Zehn and Elf stood back to back with their katanas, while they were
surrounded by Starfire, Cyborg, Beastboy (as stegosaurus) and Eventually Robin.
You know what I use to say in this situation?
The aunty asked her niece.
Yes, the phrase rhymes with “clucking bell”.
Said the niece, while Robin shouted:
“Teen Titans GO!”
TO BE CONTINUED